brownies

I haven't had sex in almost two months!  I've been sober (no drugs, alcohol, cigs) for a week!  I feel like a fucking nun!  I wanna get drunk, smoke a fat joint and have mad crazy sex with someone unfamiliar!  I think I'll make brownies instead.

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