Men are Stoopid
I am left scratching my head after the last few days. I am confused and annoyed. Here's just a sample:
Pretty Girl goes on romantic moon-lit stroll with Logger Boy. They talk, laugh, kiss. She plays with his log. A good time is had by all. Logger Boy takes Girl home and holds her until morning. Logger Boy asks Girl to come out and play the next night only to become MIA. Logger Boy says he's been "busy with work." RIIIGHT... Word on the street is that logger boy is piling his wood in someone else's yard.
Old Friend is in town. He HOT. There's always been attraction, it's never been the right time. He texts, "let's hang out." Sure. LOVE to see him. "Send me a pic." No. I don't do pics. Suddenly he's busy... Nice knowin' ya.
Redneck Man comes to BK with Common-Law Wife quite often. Redneck Man slips Sexy Manager a note on Friday, "darts, sonday, 7pm?" NO. Redneck Man comes with Wife Tuesday, waits for Wife to leave and asks, "how come you stood me up?" Really? Sexy Manager shot darts at Redneck Man in BK on Tuesday.
Spoiled Rich Boy dates Sexy Mama for a little while. They hang out, watch movies, make out, have a good time. Spoiled Boy never says a nice thing about Sexy Mama's appearance. When called out, she is called insecure and told she's crazy. Sexy Mama runs into Spoiled Rich Boy at party. Spoiled Rich Boy tells her she looks gorgeous and hugs her tight. You had a chance.
Sexy Soccer Mom has been rejected by Steamy Single Soccer Coach. She thinks he prefers to play with his own balls. When discussing the upcoming soccer tourney, Steamy Coach says, "if my opinion matters at all, I would love it if you came this weekend." It doesn't. Steamy Soccer Coach will not score.
One thing's for sure. Men are STOOPID and exhausting. I am not going to be the Beautiful, Sexy, Soccer mom much longer if this continues, I am going to be a Bitter Bitch.
Pretty Girl goes on romantic moon-lit stroll with Logger Boy. They talk, laugh, kiss. She plays with his log. A good time is had by all. Logger Boy takes Girl home and holds her until morning. Logger Boy asks Girl to come out and play the next night only to become MIA. Logger Boy says he's been "busy with work." RIIIGHT... Word on the street is that logger boy is piling his wood in someone else's yard.
Old Friend is in town. He HOT. There's always been attraction, it's never been the right time. He texts, "let's hang out." Sure. LOVE to see him. "Send me a pic." No. I don't do pics. Suddenly he's busy... Nice knowin' ya.
Redneck Man comes to BK with Common-Law Wife quite often. Redneck Man slips Sexy Manager a note on Friday, "darts, sonday, 7pm?" NO. Redneck Man comes with Wife Tuesday, waits for Wife to leave and asks, "how come you stood me up?" Really? Sexy Manager shot darts at Redneck Man in BK on Tuesday.
Spoiled Rich Boy dates Sexy Mama for a little while. They hang out, watch movies, make out, have a good time. Spoiled Boy never says a nice thing about Sexy Mama's appearance. When called out, she is called insecure and told she's crazy. Sexy Mama runs into Spoiled Rich Boy at party. Spoiled Rich Boy tells her she looks gorgeous and hugs her tight. You had a chance.
Sexy Soccer Mom has been rejected by Steamy Single Soccer Coach. She thinks he prefers to play with his own balls. When discussing the upcoming soccer tourney, Steamy Coach says, "if my opinion matters at all, I would love it if you came this weekend." It doesn't. Steamy Soccer Coach will not score.
One thing's for sure. Men are STOOPID and exhausting. I am not going to be the Beautiful, Sexy, Soccer mom much longer if this continues, I am going to be a Bitter Bitch.
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