The Year of the Puny Penis

Have you ever gone through a phase in your life where there were many coinsidences?  The same kind of things keep popping up (no pun intended) all over and you can't seem to wonder if God, mother nature, the universe (whatever you may believe in)  is trying to get back at you for something. 

I must have done something to deserve the luck I have been dealt in the penis department this year.  Maybe it's something I said.  I have seen and touched my fair share of cock.  Let me say, I must have had my lucky streak early.  I'm not quite sure where average may fall, but in my past, there haven't been many that were average.  Some were uncomfortably large, but mostly good sized piece of equipment.  Very good at serving their purpose.

This year I have seen 3.  All three of these pieces of equipment have been no bigger than my thumb!  I can't help but wonder if this is some sort of sick joke.  I worry that the rest of the year will be no different.  Heck, I am even wary of my next new encounter.  Dare I say, even a little uninterested?

I hope that this is not the law of averages in effect, if so I am in for a long year full of short penis.