I'm pubicly puzzled

I want to take a minute to talk to you about something that is ALWAYS top of mind.  Pubic hair.  Yes, it's strange, I know.  I admit, I think about pubic hair.  Is it just me or has the grooming of pubic hair become an obsession these days?  Has it always been this way and I just didn't notice?  I remember seeing commercials in my early teens about shaving the "bikini area" but I think things have gotten a little out of hand.  Even boys are shaving!  Bald.  Let me be the first to say, when I see a bald set of nuts, I view a man differently.  What's the purpose?  Does he think he appears bigger?  I think he's nuts!  (No pun intended)

I can understand why a woman shaves, trims and grooms.  I can imagine choking on a pubic hair while going "downtown" is not fun.  Out of courtesy, I'll keep my parts in check.  No braids.  However, I do not understand the point of bald.  Can someone PLEASE enlighten me?  I've done it.  It's so itchy, it sucks!  I've heard stories that having a Brazilian is amazing!  I would also appreciate some feedback for those of you that have experienced it.  For now I will keep it high and tight.

Now, let's talk about the men.  I entered back into the dating (okay, hooking up) world about a year ago.  I've seen my share of cock.  I cannot BELIEVE the number of them that were bald!  Seriously.  All but one.  At first I didn't think much of it.  The man was high maintenance, and so that should be expected, right?  His parts were smaller than average so I assumed he was trying to make things appear larger.  But it kept happening, bald nuts, bald shafts, bald, bald, bald.  WHAT.  THE.  FUCK!  Can any of you explain this to me?  Is it really that common.  Since my last new erotic encounter, I have been almost obsessed.  I just don't get it.

One thing I have not considered; I am still experiencing  the year of the puny penis.  Maybe this has something to do with it.  I am perplexed.  Your enlightenment would be appreciated.

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