Sail away with me
I coordinate my underwear with my outfits. I wear specific undies with specific dresses. There are zebra stripes for sassy days and lace for sexy days. I have plain ones for when my Aunt is visiting and nude ones for white pants. A lot of thought goes into my undergarments on a daily and weekly basis. During the 40 day quest one of the things that I did not plan was my underwear wardrobe. The plainer the better. If I'm not feeling very sexy, I will not attract sex. Right? Wrong.
The night I spent with Dimps, I was wearing the biggest pair of underwear I own! I believe I took them from a sail boat in the harbor earlier in the evening. I mean, I can tuck my BOOBS into these suckers. They were plain and black and comfy and rival the kind my grandmother wore. HUGE! In my frantic attempt to escape the house without waking a sole that morning, I could not locate my skivvies and so I fled the scene. I left them there. The only evidence to the previous night's escapade.
I'm not surprised he hasn't called. If he thinks my ass is big enough to fit them, I don't blame him at all.
The night I spent with Dimps, I was wearing the biggest pair of underwear I own! I believe I took them from a sail boat in the harbor earlier in the evening. I mean, I can tuck my BOOBS into these suckers. They were plain and black and comfy and rival the kind my grandmother wore. HUGE! In my frantic attempt to escape the house without waking a sole that morning, I could not locate my skivvies and so I fled the scene. I left them there. The only evidence to the previous night's escapade.
I'm not surprised he hasn't called. If he thinks my ass is big enough to fit them, I don't blame him at all.
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